You want to achieve inner peace? While still working on my latest piece about Boots the Chemists, I thought I should pass on at once some advice.to maintain your wellness levels I have no idea of its origin but it was passed on to me by Lindy (who regularly contributes excellent comments here)
I am passing this on to you because it definitely worked for me and we all could use more calm in our lives. By following the simple advice I heard on a Medical TV show, I have finally found inner peace. A Doctor proclaimed the way to achieve inner peace is to finish all the things you have started.
So I looked around my house to see things I’d started and hadn’t finished,and, before leaving the house this morning, I finished off a bottle of Merlot, a bottle of shhardonay, a bodle of Baileys, a butle of vocka, a pockage of Prunglies, tha mainder of bot Prozic and Valum scriptins, the res of the Chesescke an a box a choclits.
Yu haf no idr hou fkin gud I feal.
Peas sen dis orn to dem yu fee AR in ned ov inr pis.
Too bad that laughing is still a bit painful.
It’s just as well you weren’t with us in The Thatcher Room (with a dreadful picture of Maggie watching over the proceedings of the Select Committee) this morning listening to Peter Fisher et al spout reams of nonsense – I’m not sure your blood pressure could have stood it!
Thank you so much for that – I really needed a good chuckle!!
It reminds me of a Christmas cake recipe which I will have to dig up for you 🙂